Anonymous Daddy

gnarly:

I go to seek a Great Perhaps.

 François Rabelais (via feellng)

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HUMAN

HUMAN

DO SOMETHING

FOR GODS SAKE HELP

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

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watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

(Source: flip5600, via grrls)

juiciestass:

protagonized:

jacobesse:

Shit about to go down in my speech textbook.

shohandra and ling ling about to get to weave pulling and karate kicking while megan and ashley are trying to cool it down before someone doesn’t get chicken tonight and someone gets sent back to china

Ummmmmmm???

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